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Redneck finds GOLD in East Texas!

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Rimshot News Monday 3/19/12

John (Redneck) Rimshot of North East Texas accidently finds gold at an undisclosed location while practicing his panning skills in a stream just below his humble abode. He thought the day was right for practicing his skills as the temperature was hovering around 80 degrees and the wind was brisk. So he walked down to his stream and thought "hey i'll try here." After 11 or 7 minutes of panning mud he decided to move upstream and try another place. So after locating his new place in the stream he panned and panned and panned. And low and behold, OMG!!! I see color!!! After cleaning his finds he ended up with a total weight of just over an ounce of pure (Redneck ) Gold. John was in tears after finding his gold. He comments, "You know, it really is true! Gold is where you find it!

He also said he was really proud of his rambler pan because of the rolled lip. He thinks it does a better job at keeping the gold from falling back into the stream.

From your roving reporter. Good Day!

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Wow! That's a lot of nuggs!- must be covered in caliche :th: WHere can I buy a trick gold pan like that?

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Wow! That's a lot of nuggs!- must be covered in caliche :th: WHere can I buy a trick gold pan like that?

Hey Weaver,

I better go hide this pan before everyone here wants one. LMFAO!!!! :ROFL: I could send you some of these nugget's at only 2 dolla and 50 cent per bag. :evil1: :evil1:

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I really like the ripples in that pan, it must be an great improvement over the standard riffles most pans have!!! :ya:

Skip

Yep- that design needs to be patented... :rolleyes:

Steve

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Hey Don, I'm a Paperback at heart and I agree wholeheartedly! :-)

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Hey Don, I'm a Paperback at heart and I agree wholeheartedly! :-)

Ok I can't stand it any longer...refreash my grey stuff...what's a Paperback?

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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_college_sports_team_nicknames#P

I'm curious , too.

I can find no mention of "Paperbacks" in the above college nickname listing( everything butt).

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WH I hope I'm wrong but it feels like Glenn is setting us up....look what he did to that poor old retired cop Frank...

took him out for a Sunday drive and now Frank has a permanent twitch and a slight stutter....I hope we're not

stepping in it.. :hide:

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Maybe Glenn referring to this...

Paperback writer

Paper back writer (paperback writer)

Dear Sir or Madam, will you read my book?

It took me years to write, will you take a look?

It's based on a novel by a man named Lear

And I need a job, so I want to be a paperback writer,

Paperback writer.

It's a dirty story of a dirty man

And his clinging wife doesn't understand.

Their son is working for the Daily Mail,

It's a steady job but he wants to be a paperback writer,

Paperback writer.

Paperback writer (paperback writer)

It's a thousand pages, give or take a few,

I'll be writing more in a week or two.

I can make it longer if you like the style,

I can change it round and I want to be a paperback writer,

Paperback writer.

If you really like it you can have the rights,

It could make a million for you overnight.

If you must return it, you can send it here

But I need a break and I want to be a paperback writer,

Paperback writer.

Paperback writer (paperback writer)

Paperback writer - paperback writer

Paperback writer - paperback writer

Ahhhhhhhh....the good ole days!!!

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